The gauche brilliance of "Love Will Keep Us Together" could not have prepared us for what followed. The Captain & Tennille subsequently unleashed a series of singles in such monumental bad taste that words fail me. "Muskrat Love"? "Do That To Me One More Time"? "The Way That I Want To Touch You"? I mean, wow, that stuff reeked. They even made Smokey Robinson's "Shop Around" stink. The Captain & Tennille mastered the art of being squeaky clean and grotesquely vulgar at the same time; if that gets you excited, grab your tube top and meet me under the black light. Their Greatest Hits album, released way back in 1977, leaves off about three years' worth of worthless drivel, but is otherwise adequate and retains a certain nostalgic appeal. The Ultimate Collection (2001) is much more complete - but enter at your own risk.