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I
had never heard of The
Allies when, early in the 21st century, a CD reissue of their lone album caught
my attention. Simply entitled Allies (1982),
the album is most notable for its pithy, stylish opener, "Emma Peel," a
paean to Diana Riggs' sultry heroine in the 1960's TV show, The
Avengers. And, truly, "Emma Peel" is a lost new wave masterpiece
- slick, sexy, mysterious, and irresistible. Like the Vapors' "Turning Japanese," the
Allies' "Emma Peel" is a barely concealed masturbatory fantasy, a bare-knuckled
plea to a woman clearly not in the room. As the band pumps out a furious groove reminiscent
of "Peter Gunn," singer David Kincaid admits forlornly, "The house
is empty, my girlfriend left me." Not to worry, however, because "I've
got a TV, Emma you move me, I'll feel good till the rerun ends." Ahem.
The interesting part to me, an obsessive pop fanatic, is that Allies was
well over 20-years-old when I discovered it. Hell, it had been available on CD since
1999, when Kincaid's company, Haunted Field
Music, reissued it. Moreover, "Emma Peel" had
been a minor sensation back in 1982, garnering radio spins in the Pacific Northwest
(from whence the Allies hail) and earning the group some juice on MTV during the
video network's infancy (via one of their Basement Tape contests).
But, gee whiz, I didn't even have a television in 1982 - let alone cable TV. Small
wonder I missed "Emma Peel" on its maiden voyage, but I'm glad I caught
it on the turnaround.
Sadly,
the rest of the album doesn't live up to the sticky promise of its first three-and-a-half
minutes. Allies is,
inarguably, a solid record. But, as Kincaid's forthright liner notes reveal, this
erstwhile band of popsters were actually hard rock veterans. Not surprisingly, most
of Allies sounds
like someone's conception of new wave pop rather than the real thing. For all the
tight, Beatlesque harmonies and chunka-chunka guitar riffs, Allies is
mostly 70's hard rock dressed up in skinny ties. The album is imminently listenable,
but only Steve Adamek's gritty "Keep Your Eyes On Your Heart" approaches
the magic of "Emma Peel." Undoubtedly, the Allies meant well, and their
musicianship is unimpeachable. Still, sans "Emma Peel," Allies isn't
even a solid Knack record.
The Allies had risen out of the ashes of Bighorn,
a popular Seattle group that made a big-time, major-label record in 1976 and toured
behind arena rockers like REO Speedwagon. After Bighorn tanked in 1979, drummer Adamek
switched to guitar and fronted the Allies with newcomer Kincaid. The Allies gigged
with abandon around Seattle for quite a spell, but Adamek quit the group after they
failed to cash in on the buzz surrounding their self-released debut, and Kincaid
called
it a day in 1984. He switched coasts to try his luck in a bigger pond - New
York City.
In
short order, David Kincaid had his second brush with greatness by, cynics might
claim, hopping on yet another bandwagon. During the mid-80's, numerous American rockers
were embracing their ostensible roots: country, folk, blues, and rock 'n' roll
played the way God intended - loud and unencumbered. Perhaps these bands were reacting
to
the fey, synthesized road rock had taken since new wave supplanted disco in the hearts
of the fickle public. Regardless, this "American Music" movement spawned
acts as illustrious as the Blasters, Los Lobos, Long Ryders, Del Fuegos, and BoDeans,
leading eventually to the acoustic-based "Americana" movement
that persists to this day.
Anyway, David Kincaid's new band, the
Brandos (formed with former Allies drummer Larry Mason and members of local
New York rockers Soul Attack) unblinkingly embraced this burgeoning genre. The
Brandos readily affected the trappings common to bands of this ilk - working-class
couture, heroic swagger, and a fetishistic obsession with American history. The
Brandos soon signed to indie powerhouse Relativity Records and released their debut
album, Honor
Among Thieves (1987). Soon, they scored a minor hit single and video with "Gettysburg," a
rousing, foreboding retelling of the famous Civil War battle.
Like
the Allies, the Brandos never scored that elusive sophomore smash. And, the vagaries
of the music business prevented them from releasing another album till 1992, when
they bowed Gunfire
at Midnight through German label SPV. But, they persevered, maintaining a respectable
career in Europe, if not in their quintessentially native land. Incidentally, two
members of the Del Lords (Scott Kempner and Frank Funaro) joined up with the Brandos
during the 1990's, and David
Kincaid released an acoustic solo album, The
Irish Volunteer: Songs Of The Irish Union Soldier 1861-1865, in 1998.
Musically speaking, the Brandos closely resemble Philadelphia's favorite sons,
the Hooters (best remembered for "And We Danced"), minus that band's
generally good humor. More accurately, the Brandos approach the bloodless musings
of Los Angeles' Walking Wounded - though that reference will be too obscure for
all but the most obsessive 80's music nut. But, that's my way of saying that, while
the Brandos could make a pretty good racket and were, by all accounts, a smoking
live act, they were as deadly dull as they were deadly serious.
Which
is more than a little harsh - and disingenuous. After I bought Allies,
I picked up Contribution:
The Best Of The Brandos 1985-1999 and, most of the time, I like it just fine.
(But then, I'm deadly dull and deadly serious, so consider the source.) The thing
is, David Kincaid's voice is constantly a-quiver with emotion, and he won't stop
with the goddamn mandolin. And, pennywhistle? Give me a break!
Kincaid (and his sometimes writing partner, Carl Funk) seem inexorably drawn
to portentous subjects - war, domestic violence, gun control, homelessness - and
those songs that don't specifically address such heavy subjects are nevertheless
imbued
weighty import. This works best when Kincaid personalizes the issue, as on the
AIDS heartbreaker "My Friend, My Friend." In the end, though, what dooms
the Brandos isn't so much Kincaid's affinity for the grand statement, it's his
inability to write another song as catchy as "Emma Peel." Not many people
can, but at least he did it once.
Consumer Notes. As of this writing, Allies was
not available on CD through Amazon, though they offer MP3 downloads (as does iTunes.). I purchased my copy through power pop purveyors Not
Lame Records, and it can also be purchased from CDBaby or
directly through Haunted Field.
Do not fail to note, however, that Seattle's Allies have nothing to do with another
Allies, this one a Christian group fronted by Bob "Butterfly Kisses" Carlisle. [top of page]
Selected Allies & Brandos Albums
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Essential Allies & Brandos Songs
- Contribution (Brandos, 1998)
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Emma Peel (Allies, 1982)
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Gettysburg (Brandos, 1987)
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Gunfire At Midnight (Brandos, 1992)
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Hide In The City (Allies, 1982)
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Keep Your Eyes On Your Heart (Allies, 1982)
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The Light Of Day (Brandos, 1994)
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My Friend, My Friend (Brandos, 1996)
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